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$199 WTF! (via wondertonic)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:04:37 -0500

$199 WTF!

(via wondertonic)

POKEMON POLL: Which one did you start with: Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle?

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:07:05 -0500

airikah: KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA. IS IT TRUE? I DO, I DO, I DO, I...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:30:25 -0500

airikah:

KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.

IS IT TRUE?

I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO-OO

thedailywhat: Your Noontime Nice: Slinky Cat. (via.)

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:29:33 -0500

thedailywhat:

Your Noontime Nice: Slinky Cat.

(via.)

chayenne: Miley Cyrus and a furby (via ONTD) Ahahahahahahaha. ...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:28:34 -0500

chayenne:

Miley Cyrus and a furby (via ONTD)

Ahahahahahahaha. Sorry if this is offensive to you Miley stans. Nicole, I’m looking in your direction. ;)

Twister: Did I win? funkitchen: HAHAHAHAAH, foda.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:27:56 -0500

Twister: Did I win?

funkitchen:

HAHAHAHAAH, foda.

Magikarp’s Revenge charmae: ohhh..magickarp.. D:

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:13:54 -0500

Magikarp’s Revenge

charmae:

ohhh..magickarp.. D:

Sack Race Face Plant brominator: willzone: oh, this is...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:37:08 -0500

Sack Race Face Plant

brominator:

willzone:

oh, this is wonderful.

Agreed.

Adult Mario: The Super Mario Bros. Emulator That Mixes Drinks...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:35:57 -0500

Adult Mario: The Super Mario Bros. Emulator That Mixes Drinks Based on In-Game Performance

Alcohol, 8-bit Mario, and vibrators? Adult Mario is a cocktail robotics project for Roboexotica 2009 in Vienna by Nonpolynomial Labs that uses an emulated Super Mario Bros. NES game hooked up to a drink pouring mechanism. Kill an enemy, vodka pours in your cup. Get a coin, and coke gets poured. Whenever you die, the robot dumps water in your drink. In addition it creates an immersive experience by offering “ambient environment feedback” based on events in the game: make Mario run faster and a fan blows on your face, sliding down the flagpole gives you more vodka and triggers a vibrator.

I’ve been playing Mario wrong all these years.

Smosh plays with dolls.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:29:58 -0500

Smosh plays with dolls.

Crossfire, you’ll get caught up in the… Crossfire!...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:29:54 -0500

Crossfire, you’ll get caught up in the… Crossfire! CROSSFIRE!! CROSSSSFIRRRRRE!!! Yeah.

Also, as a piano ballad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvDUx-RWJxw

thepointofcarlo: Jingle All the Way (1996) My...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:00:19 -0500

thepointofcarlo:

Jingle All the Way (1996)

My Childhood…

Ashamed to say, but I asked for the soundtrack to this movie for Christmas. Not the movie, just the soundtrack.

I was weird.

Hungry Hippo Comic (via crispycrunchie)

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:57:32 -0500

Hungry Hippo Comic

(via crispycrunchie)

Nostalgic flashback: Remember Sea Monkeys??

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:55:52 -0500

Nostalgic flashback: Remember Sea Monkeys??

walrusgumboot: Oh-Eeh-Oh, Killer Tofu!

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:01:12 -0500

walrusgumboot:

Oh-Eeh-Oh, Killer Tofu!

It’s Mousemate. HOW TO PLAY:1. Find a dramatically-lit...

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:11:17 -0500

It’s Mousemate.

HOW TO PLAY:

1. Find a dramatically-lit room in which to play.
2. Set up a chess board incorrectly.
3. Hit yourself over the head with a bat until you’ve forgotten the rules of both chess and logic.
4. Go to town.

These kids made cheap marbles and soggy tissues look like so...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:26:40 -0500

These kids made cheap marbles and soggy tissues look like so much fun. Get it here.

Kris Kringle’s giving out daily toy specials at...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:49:34 -0500

Kris Kringle’s giving out daily toy specials at OldSkoolToys.com— Check it out!

http://bit.ly/8oz9Eh

Does anyone else remember the limited edition Christmas...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:42:12 -0500

Does anyone else remember the limited edition Christmas Cap’n Crunch?

5 Childhood Toys That Prepared Us For College

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:06:27 -0500

5 Childhood Toys That Prepared Us For College:

2. Furbies
Sure, they were extra creepy/hairy, but honestly, what roommate isn’t? While being somewhat demanding during the day, it wasn’t until nighttime rolled around that they all of a sudden got extra needy for attention. So, the next time your roommate feels super talkative and you need your sleep, remember what worked for those little furry bastards and stick your roommate in the closet with a shirt over their head. They’ll shut up soon.