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Twister: Did I win?

funkitchen:

HAHAHAHAAH, foda.

Crossfire, you’ll get caught up in the… Crossfire! CROSSFIRE!! CROSSSSFIRRRRRE!!! Yeah.

Also, as a piano ballad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvDUx-RWJxw

Hungry Hippo Comic

(via crispycrunchie)

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Another selection from Madman’s “Booze While Board Gaming” article:

Operation

Dude, where is that guy’s package? That nude, pudgy Mo-look-alike has been our nemesis for years. As the slogan goes, “It takes a steady hand, “ and nothing steadies a hand like a nip or two. Just ask your local brain surgeon. They always throw back a pint of two before stepping into the scrubs.

How to booze it up:
1) Celebrate every successful extraction by making the other players take a guzzle.
2) Every unsuccessful attempt, you drink.
3) Each time someone makes a comment about the chubby dude’s weird private area, all the players have to take a swallow.

Ingredients you’ll need:
melon liqueur, lime vodka Absolut, triple sec, blueberry schnapps, lime juice, 7-Up