fuckyeahtoys

airikah:

KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.

IS IT TRUE?

I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO-OO

chayenne:

Miley Cyrus and a furby (via ONTD)

Ahahahahahahaha. Sorry if this is offensive to you Miley stans. Nicole, I’m looking in your direction. ;)

Magikarp’s Revenge

charmae:

ohhh..magickarp.. D:

Sack Race Face Plant

brominator:

willzone:

oh, this is wonderful.

Agreed.

Adult Mario: The Super Mario Bros. Emulator That Mixes Drinks Based on In-Game Performance

Alcohol, 8-bit Mario, and vibrators? Adult Mario is a cocktail robotics project for Roboexotica 2009 in Vienna by Nonpolynomial Labs that uses an emulated Super Mario Bros. NES game hooked up to a drink pouring mechanism. Kill an enemy, vodka pours in your cup. Get a coin, and coke gets poured. Whenever you die, the robot dumps water in your drink. In addition it creates an immersive experience by offering “ambient environment feedback” based on events in the game: make Mario run faster and a fan blows on your face, sliding down the flagpole gives you more vodka and triggers a vibrator.

I’ve been playing Mario wrong all these years.